2004-07-01 - 1:36 p.m.
Overheard in the gym hot tub as I was surrounded by upscale African American men who were talking about the Great Pretender:
What's the difference between a glass half empty and a glass half full?
Who's serving and who's being served.
Also overheard in the same conversation:
Why are you trying to find nice things to say about Bush? It's like trying to find undigested corn in pig shit.
I kid you not.
