2005-08-18 - 10:39 a.m.
Creativity at a work meeting
So we were waiting for an hour for some bozo to get their proejctor to connect with one of our laptops for a presentation they were giving on internet activism. We get crazy goofy and I come up with the best movie idea ever.
Here's the plot. A vapid sorority girl wants to do policy work in DC and applies to work at the Human Rights Campaign. In order to get the job, she has to pretend to be a butch dyke. Hijinks ensue. I am sure there will be scene of her wanting to go shopping with the gay boys but ends up getting taken to the Home Depot instead. Or maybe a scene where she meets this hot guy who's a female to male transgender person. Of course she ends up falling in love with a guy who works at the Heritage Foundation. They end up sparring politically but attracted to each other nonetheless.
The vapid sorority girl would be played by Rachel McAdams or Hillary Duff or Lindsay Lohan or even Kate Hudson. The Heritage Foundation guy would be any of the Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, Ben Stiller ilk.
And here's the kicker - the title of the movie would be...FINGER IN THE DYKE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ok it was a boring meeting
